After New York Jets preseason debut, Aaron Rodgers had old-man-at-YMCA intensity.

In all honesty, it wasn't that long ago that Aaron Rodgers quit on State Farm and started appearing frequently on one of Dr. Rick's Progressive segments.

On Saturday night, Rodgers made his preseason debut with the New York Jets. He did not participate in Gang Green's first two exhibition games this summer.

But you would have thought New Jersey was celebrating a parade for the Super Bowl after last night. 

Jets fans have never been more eager to get preemptive Super Bowl calf tats with each other than they were before the majority of us had Twitter or X. It's going to be an awesome year!

To top it all off, Rodgers behaved like such a boss at the post-game press conference.

Rodgers is correct, though, in that the key to any fitness activity after the age of thirty is to avoid shredding your sinew to the point that it begins to resemble grilled meat—something Andy Reid would undoubtedly put on his burger.

"We didn't break anything, win or lose. LFG!" I aim to be here at 38ish, looking ten times as good as old Rodg.

The long locks of love will stay, but the hairline will retreat into stunning Mike Smith power groves. 

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